Five Panel "Middle child" hat

Five Panel "Middle child" hat

$29.99 USD
Being the middle child feels like starring in a play where the spotlight’s permanently stuck on my older sister and the bulb burns out before it ever swings my way. My parents perfected the art of ignoring me, except when they needed a comparison chart to highlight my sister’s achievements. So I grew up fluent in second place, equal parts invisible and exhausted, with a personality forged from scraps of hand-me-down attention.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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