Five Panel "Self-medicated" hat

Five Panel "Self-medicated" hat

$29.99 USD
Self-care? More like self-medicating. Whether it’s caffeine, memes, or more illicit offerings. I’ve got a PhD in Avoidance Therapy. My coping mechanisms may not be FDA-approved, but hey they’re available without a prescription and come with fewer questions than my therapist asks.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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