Five Panel "Social anxiety" hat

Five Panel "Social anxiety" hat

$29.99 USD
Anxiety is like having a personal assistant who only gives worst-case scenarios, screams in your ear at 3am, and makes you rehearse saying “hello” like it’s opening night on Broadway. It’s exhausting, unpaid, and somehow still manages to be the loudest of the voices in your head.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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