Five Panel "Womp womp" hat

Womp womp is when your brain decides to throw a surprise pity party, no cake, no guests, just you, your anxiety, and depression sitting in the corner like it owns the place. The decorations? Regret. The music? That sad trombone on repeat.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Thanks for supporting slow fashion and even slower emotional recovery. We make each item when you order, because like our grip on reality, we don't hold onto anything for long. Thanks for your patience, your purchase, and enabling our beautifully unstable business model.