Got some issues

$23.99 USD
Sure, everyone’s got baggage, but mine comes with its own frequent flyer miles and a dramatic backstory. These aren’t your run-of-the-mill problems; they’re artisanal, hand-crafted emotional complications, aged to perfection in the cellar of my psyche.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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