I have feelings

I have feelings, real ones. The kind that make dinner parties awkward and group texts go silent. Most people treat emotions like gluten: fine in theory, intolerable in practice. But don’t worry, I’ll bottle them up like a good little emotional hoarder until they explode at a wildly inconvenient time, like during a work Zoom or while choosing avocados.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.