I probably won't answer

I probably won't answer

$23.99 USD
If I didn’t answer, it’s not because I missed it, it’s because I saw your name, weighed my emotional bandwidth, and decided I’d rather be haunted by the IRS than make small talk. My anxiety doesn’t do “hello,” it does “why are they calling? Am I dying? Are you dying?” Leave a voicemail. Or better yet… don’t.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.


Thanks for supporting slow fashion and even slower emotional recovery. We make each item when you order, because like our grip on reality, we don't hold onto anything for long. Thanks for your patience, your purchase, and enabling our beautifully unstable business model

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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