I'm anxious

$23.99 USD
It’s not paranoia, it’s advanced preparedness. While you’re out there ‘living in the moment,’ I’ve already run the simulation, identified the disasters, and emotionally crumbled in advance.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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