I'm crying inside

$23.99 USD

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I’m crying inside, smiling on the outside, screaming in the void on the inside. Because nothing screams “I’m fine” louder than a face that’s been practicing its Oscar-worthy performance of pretending everything’s okay while your soul quietly combusts in a corner. It’s like starring in a one-person show called Emotional Implosion, except the audience is your own relentless anxiety, and the applause is just more tears.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric ca carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look—kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Thanks for supporting slow fashion and even slower emotional recovery. We make each item when you order, because like our grip on reality, we don't hold onto anything for long. Thanks for your patience, your purchase, and enabling our beautifully unstable business model.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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