It's too loud

$23.99 USD
Sometimes the world isn’t just noisy, it’s a full-blown assault. Every clink of a fork, every hum of a lightbulb, every idiot breathing too close feels like your nervous system is being tasered. Sensory overload isn’t “quirky,” it’s your brain filing a noise complaint against existence while your emotions hide in the bathroom.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

It's too loud
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