Mania feels like your brain drank six espressos and snorted confetti. It’s the high-speed carnival where your thoughts sprint laps at 3 a.m., every idea is “genius,” and you’re one impulse-buy away from starting a cult or a business you’ll regret by Tuesday. People romanticize it as “productive energy,” but really it’s chaos in glitter, your emotions swinging from euphoria to existential dread while your body tries to keep up with a mind that’s doing cartwheels in traffic.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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