I’m not paranoid, I’m just deeply invested in my own rumor mill. Honestly, I’d kill to be a fly on the wall… assuming the fly could take notes, spill tea, and confirm that everyone is, in fact, talking about me.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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