Awkward silence

$23.99 USD
Awkward silence isn’t just quiet, it’s the deafening pause where your thoughts turn hostile, chewing through self-esteem like termites in a cheap house. It’s the kind of hush that feels less like peace and more like your brain holding you at gunpoint, reminding you of every mistake you’ve ever made.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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