Beta-blocker

Beta-blocker

$23.99 USD
Needing a beta-blocker is like realizing your heart’s been moonlighting as a drumline for an apocalypse parade no one else has tickets to. Everyone else sees you sitting quietly, but inside you’re auditioning for the role of “panicked hummingbird with debt.” A tiny pill promises to tell your body, hey genius, we’re not actually being chased by wolves, while your brain sulks in the corner, still sharpening the spears.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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