Doing your best to dodge doom feels like playing emotional dodgeball, except the balls are made of anxiety, regret, and overdue bills. No matter how quick you move, one still smacks you right in the psyche.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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