Five Panel "Eeek" hat

$29.99 USD
Feeling eeek is when your mouth sprints ahead of your brain, drops something cringe into the room, and leaves you with a lifetime lease in the apartment of Overthinking — rent paid in shame and awkward flashbacks at 3 a.m.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

Product mockup

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