Five Panel "Coping" hat

$29.99 USD
Coping with life is less about thriving and more about duct-taping your sanity together while pretending it’s a “personal growth journey.” Some people meditate, some people drink, some people alphabetize their trauma, but really, we’re all just coping. Life isn’t about winning; it’s about figuring out how to keep breathing while your brain heckles you from the cheap seats. And the punchline? Nobody’s got it together. We’re all improvising survival with a smile that twitches at the edges.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

Product mockup

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