Five Panel "Hot mess" hat

Five Panel "Hot mess" hat

$29.99 USD
Being a hot mess isn’t cute chaos, it’s emotional arson disguised as personality. It’s juggling depression, anxiety, and three-day-old laundry while convincing the world (and yourself) that this is all part of your “quirky charm.” Some people call it dysfunctional; we call it performance art with a side of caffeine addiction and questionable coping mechanisms. At the end of the day, being a hot mess just means you’re surviving… flamboyantly, catastrophically, and with the grace of a raccoon in a glitter fire.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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