Five Panel "I have feelings" hat

Five Panel "I have feelings" hat

$29.99 USD
I have feelings—real ones. The kind that make dinner parties awkward and group texts go silent. Most people treat emotions like gluten: fine in theory, intolerable in practice. But don’t worry, I’ll bottle them up like a good little emotional hoarder until they explode at a wildly inconvenient time, like during a work Zoom or while choosing avocados.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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