Five Panel "Just stop" hat

Five Panel "Just stop" hat

$29.99 USD
Sometimes the kindest thing you could do for my mental health isn’t advice, encouragement, or whatever noise you’re calling “conversation” … it’s silence. Your words feel like push notifications I never signed up for, and your attention is the free trial I forgot to cancel. I don’t need more input; I need the volume down, the lights off, and five blessed minutes where existence doesn’t require me to engage.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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