Five Panel "Red flag" hat

$29.99 USD
I’m not just a red flag, I’m the whole damn parade. Comes with fireworks, emotional baggage, and a soundtrack of overanalyzed texts. Mentally unstable? Maybe. But at least I’m self-aware and medicated… most days.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

Product mockup

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