Sometimes you don’t need advice, or mindfulness, or another inspirational quote, you just need a break from being a human disaster simulator. Emotions and anxiety treat you like their favorite chew toy, gnawing away at every ounce of energy until even “existing” feels like unpaid overtime. You don’t want enlightenment, you want a nap from consciousness, a vacation package where your brain stops filing panic reports and your heart takes a sick day.
• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.
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Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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