Five Panel "Guilt" hat

Five Panel "Guilt" hat

$29.99 USD
Unwarranted guilt is waking up every day to a trial where you’re both the defendant and the jury, and the verdict is always guilty. Catholicism didn’t help much—if anything, it handed me a lifetime subscription to spiritual Yelp reviews, all one-star. So here I am, apologizing to strangers for crimes I never committed, while my conscience drags me to confession for breathing too loud.

• 100% cotton — because synthetic fibers make you sweat like your last therapy session.
• Soft-structured — just like your emotional boundaries.
• Five panel — five times the regret you’ll feel after buying it (but in a cute way).
• Low profile — unlike your mental breakdowns.
• Metal eyelets — for ventilation, not spying on your ex.
• Nylon strap clip closure — holds together better than your last relationship.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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