Hot mess

Being a hot mess means you’re the full package, cute enough to catch their eye, unstable enough to keep them guessing, and waving your red flag like it’s part of the outfit. You’re the human equivalent of ‘this will be fun… until it’s not,’ and honestly, that’s half the charm.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into. 
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.