Sometimes I cry for no reason

Not sadness, not joy—just a spontaneous emotional leak like my soul has a faulty gasket. It's fine. I hydrate, I sniffle quietly, and I pretend I'm just really moved by this Hallmark commercial. Again.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.