I have social anxiety

Anxiety is like having a personal assistant who only gives worst-case scenarios, screams in your ear at 3am, and makes you rehearse saying “hello” like it’s opening night on Broadway(discount code for free shipping). It’s exhausting, unpaid, and somehow still manages to be the loudest of the voices in your head.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.


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