I lie to my therapist

$23.99 USD
Nothing gets the heart rate up like telling your therapist, “Yeah, I’m doing fine,” while your inner monologue is crying into the void. It’s not that I don’t want help, I just want to win therapy. Gold medal in emotional gymnastics, baby. Who needs honesty when you’ve got charm, trauma, and a co-pay?

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.


Thanks for supporting slow fashion and even slower emotional recovery. We make each item when you order, because like our grip on reality, we don't hold onto anything for long. Thanks for your patience, your purchase, and enabling our beautifully unstable business model

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

Product mockup
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