I don’t like straightening everything, I have to. That crooked picture frame? It’s not just annoying, it’s a personal attack. Call it OCD, call it “a charming quirk,” but if my pens aren’t aligned by color, tip size, and emotional weight, I will absolutely unravel.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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