I yell in the shower

$23.99 USD
Being so overwhelmed you yell in the shower is the adult version of hiding under the bed with a juice box. The water’s supposed to be soothing, but instead it’s just white noise drowning out my personal breakdown karaoke. Steam rises, neighbors wonder if I’m being murdered, as I stand there screaming at the soap.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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