I've been in bed for days

I've been in bed for days

$23.99 USD
I’ve been in bed so long I’ve developed a meaningful relationship with my blanket. We’re basically married now. It listens, it understands, and most importantly—it never tells me to “go outside, it’ll help.” The only steps I’m counting are the emotional ones I’m not taking. At this point, the depression isn’t just a mood, it's a mattress-based lifestyle.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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