Middle child

Middle child

$23.99 USD
Being the middle child feels like starring in a play where the spotlight’s permanently stuck on my older sister and the bulb burns out before it ever swings my way. My parents perfected the art of ignoring me, except when they needed a comparison chart to highlight my sister’s achievements. So I grew up fluent in second place, equal parts invisible and exhausted, with a personality forged from scraps of hand-me-down attention.

- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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