That unsettling feeling when life serves you the same disaster special, just plated differently. You’ve seen this mess before, you know how it ends, and yet here you are again, starring in the rerun you never asked for. Perfect for anyone stuck in the endless loop of ‘character-building experiences’ that mostly just build… exhaustion.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, soft enough to cry into.
- The heavyweight fabric can carry emotional baggage.
- Garment-dyed for that beautifully worn-in look... kind of like your soul.
- Its relaxed fit gives you room to breathe (since panic attacks don’t).
- Durable double-stitching ensures it’ll outlast your last relationship.
- Built to survive both the laundry and your existential crises.
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras, where at least the stitching is stable.
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
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